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The vast right-wing conspiracy is back!!

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton on Tuesday described past Republican political malfeasance in New Hampshire as evidence of a "vast, right-wing conspiracy." Clinton's barbed comments revived a term she coined for the partisan plotting during her husband's presidential tenure and echoed remarks she made last weekend in New Hampshire, which holds the nation's first primary.

Any right-wingers (Wingnuts R Us) interested please contact the Right-Wing Double Secret Conspiracy Committee. If you don't have the secret email address or phone number, hang around some of your right-wing friends and say things like, "We've got to stop Hillary." or "If Hillary gets elected this country will be in deep doo-doo."

If one of them says, "The whip-or-will only sings at night," you should respond, "Yes, but the mockingbird is the state bird of more states than any other."

Then they will say, "Five states border the Gulf of Mexico." to which you reply, "Eight states border Tennessee."

Finally, they'll say, "Al Gore sucks." To which you should reply, "And his house is too big"

Then you will be given the double secret email address and phone number to Join the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy. Carry on!