Wednesday, March 08, 2006

 

Outlawing Sexually Oriented Three-Dimensional Devices In Tennessee

A couple of legislators in Tennessee have finally decided to do something about the problem of "three-dimensional device(s) designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs…." Threedimensionall should cover all possible as technically it is impossible to create a one or two dimensional device, even a piece of paper has three dimensions.

Tennessee Guerilla Women are outraged. Of course this may be the only source of sexual stimulation for some of them. (Just joking, guys. Keep smiling.) State Senator Charlotte Burks (DINO) and State Rep. Eric Swafford (R) are definitely on the Guerilla Women's blacklist, mine too. But, I can't vote in Tennessee, legally anyway.

In 1990, I left Tennessee after living there the first 38 years of my life. A growing proliferation in Tennessee of three-dimensional devices primarily used for stimulating the human genital organs played a major role in my decision to leave. Obviously, the problem continued to grow to the proportions that, at least some, state legislators feel the need to take preventive action. Bout time!

Now if they can just do something about that heat producing KY Jelly.

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