Saturday, September 24, 2005

 

Cows, Constitution and the Ten Commandments

Heard this on the Michael Savage radio show and found the text at elcid blog.

THREE THINGS THAT WE MUST THINK ABOUT IN THE YEARS TO COME: COWS, THE CONSTITUTION, AND THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!


BTW - Noticed that the spell checker provided by blogspot doesn't recognize the word "blog."

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